Cop VS Skaters
Da willste einfach mal ne Runde skaten gehen, und dann kreuzt ein Cop deinen Weg, der wohl nen scheiss Tag erwischt hat, und dich behandelt als würdest du vor dem Kindergarten mit Crack dealen.
Da denk ich mir nur: Ihr seid zu fünft, die sind zu zweit – benutzt doch eure Boards mal für was sinnvolles!
It’s the same kind of guy, if you smashed him in the face eight or nine times with a big chunk of concrete and then beat him over the head with a steel rod for an hour and a half – you know what? He drop like a fuckin’ rock. Like a rock.
George Carlin mal wieder.
And speaking of tuff guys: I’m getting a little tired of hearing that after six policemen get arrested for shoving a floor lamp up some black guys ass and ripping his intestines out, the police department announces they’re gonna have sensitivity training.
I say hey, if you need special training to be told not to jam a large cumbersome object up someone else’s asshole, maybe you’re too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place.
You know what they ought to do? They ought to have two new requirements for being on the police: intelligence and decency. You never can tell, it might just work, it certainly hasn’t been tried yet.
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